"Don't Make A Fool Outta Me!"

"Gettin' real tired of u duckin' me..."

"Where's my money?!"

Umm...

[Peter Griffin] Yeaaaah!!! [/Peter Griffin]

Snap Yo Fingers!

"Yeaaaaahh!!!"

Meet Me in the Traaaaaap...

...It's Goin' Dooooown!

Damita No!

So Damita Jo's been in the news this week, due to the countdown to a big surprise on her offical website. Apparently Janet missed out on a lot suprises during her busy life, cuz there is no way she could've thought the song she put on her site was a good thing. "Weekend" is the title. I think "Whenisthisgonend" is better. Her fans attacked her for putting up that crap, so it was taken down from her site and Janet put up the news that it wasn't a single and was only a gift to her fans. Hahahahaaa, riiiight. She thought that crap sounded good and was trying to see what others thought. Hopefully she got the meesage. No more weekends for u Ms. Jackson. Here is Janet's reaction to her fans as she leaves Dr. 90210's office.



Ah, rope burn.

Can We Catch A Break?

The weather around here has been crazy. If u've been keeping up with the news this week, I'm sure u've heard about all the tornados in Tennessee. I've been dodging them all week long. Fortunately I've been lucky enough not to experience any tornados, but over 30 people have lost their lives this week alone. Be thankful u don't have to deal with this. Ugh, spring sucks.

Cut the Card...

Yea, I was using it like I actually had some money. Fuck you, Visa.

I Wanna Give A Shout Out...

I wanna give a shout out to my Sociology professor. Chick gave me a 'C' on my paper when she knows it was worthy of an 'A.' She ain't worth shit.

I wanna give a shout out to the power company for taking five hours to turn the power back on after today's thunderstorms. Yall ain't worth shit.

I wanna give a shout out to the old lady that was driving 45 mph, while the speed limit was 65. She ain't worth shit.

I wanna give a shout out to the cashier @ Burger King for fucking up my order...twice. He ain't worth shit.

I wanna give a shout to the bad ass kids who consider the driveway their personal playground. They don't know it, but I will run one of them over. They ain't worth shit.

I wanna give a shout out to the homeless man who got mad @ me b/c I wouldn't give him money to purchase more beer. He ain't worth shit.

I wanna give a shout out to all the futuer shitless people I'm more than likely gonna run into. Fuck u in advance.